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Why is a ghost like an empty from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!

How did the bootician style the ghosts from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!

What did the little ghost eat for from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!

What do you call a ghost at from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!

Student l Did you know that ghosts from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"

Why are haunted houses so noisy in from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Where would you take a ghost for from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!

This girl wanted to marry a ghost from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.

What do ghosts say when a girl from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !

Q What directions did the ghost give from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

Q How do ghosts fly from one from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.

One night after closing time a barman from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks "yeah, what do you want?". The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice "I've lost my tail...... and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on". At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog..... "Sorry, but we don't re-tail spirits at this time of night".

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Why were the ghosts wet and tired from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.

Which day of the week do ghosts from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.

What sort of violin does a ghost from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.

Why dont ghosts make good magicians You from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.

When do ghosts play tricks on each from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day

What is a ghosts favorite Wild West from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.

What did the mother ghost say to from Flashcomment Ghost jokes Jokes
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.